Saturday Nights Are For Drugs & Alcohol.

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That dress alone made it three minutes well spent.



Good impression. Bad skit.



That woman is priceless. Who cares about grape stomping in the first place? And why do it on an elevated platform? She sounds like she's trying to cross breed seals and dogs down there. God bless the internet.

*Coincidentally, this happened leaving the SNL after party. I just wish she would have made those same noises again...




I would have done the same thing.



You're the only silky haired cracker I'd ever let get away with that. Actually, I'm lying. Jessica Biel could show up at my door in nothing but a trenchcoat and blackface and I'd still stop to think about it. What did Kanye say? 'Now that's a white girl you can take to the mosque'....