So I was at the bar last night with a friend of mine and he invited two girls to join us. Actually, scratch that, they invited themselves. Regardless, my friend decided to buy us all some shots and when the time came to toast, I noticed all of the Mexicans in the room and decided to make a slightly distasteful joke, cause well, that's what I do. "To Lou Dobbs..."
*Crickets*
Long story short, there are now two girls in southwestern Minnesota who think that Lou Dobbs is the starting tailback for the Green Bay Packers.
Ladies, this one's for you....
From the good folks @ Dallas Penn
About Me
- Max Airington
- Morris, Minnesota, United States
- You'll come to know me through my sporadic and incomprehensible posts. Perhaps one of you can diagnose my problem and prescribe something for me. I love cheesecake.
3 comments:
No doubt. Read a motherf*ckin' book!!! LMAO!!!
I love it, Max! Could'a done without the n word, but we're gettin' there! btw, you're linked on my page. I dig your posts.
Thanks Cheryl. I enjoy ASPOV. We'd make a great Presidential ticket. As long as I got to be Vice President. I aint tryin to get shot. But you could always take some refuge in the idea that they wouldn't kill you if they knew I was next in line....
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